h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via carpe-dxxxx)

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via doctorjimbo)

beerito:

follow for more complaining

(Source: sonicroft, via butt-berry)

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

(via tonycav13)

Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

(Source: hunterraiehorror, via jon-oh)

neatpotatoes:

when they say their dick is 8 inches 

image

(via precumming)

volcanize:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

UR A FUCKING LIAR